*Let me preface this post by saying I’m having a slightly off/stressful day, so below is a bunch of garbage thoughts put together into sentences. Read on, if you must.
Let’s get right into it. Have we talked about my embarrassingly undying love for the movie You’ve Got Mail? Or any Tom + Meg movie, really… They’re right up there with the Father of the Bride series and When Harry Met Sally. I don’t care how many eye rolls are happening right now, those movies are fantastic masterpieces that never fail to put me in a good mood. Much to Casey’s chagrin. I’m
not sorry that Pulp Fiction and The Big Lebowski don’t warm my heart the same way that 90’s flowery-romances do. But back to You’ve Got Mail, one of my favorite parts is when NY152 (Tom Hanks) sends Shopgirl (Meg Ryan) a note about the fall…
“Don’t you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms.”
So eloquent, that NY152. Also, don’t you wish the internet was still safe enough to go into random chat rooms and strike up a conversation/become email pals/fall in love with someone? Instead of worrying that that someone is actually a psychopath… or your mom… or (god forbid) Miley Cyrus!? Scary.
Anyways the point to all of this, and there surely is one, is that I can feel fall today. There have been signs of it everywhere over the past few weeks but today I feel it. There’s that scent in the air. You know the one? Cold air mixed with trees? Sexy, yes. It immediately makes me think of school supplies, tall boots, football games and apple cider… all the fall stuff. And is it just me or does everyone go out of their way to step on an extra crunchy looking leaf? Fun fact: I love crunchy noises and leaves are easily at the very top of my favorite crunchy-sound list. AND if you’re really curious, my very favorite crunchy noise is when Gus eats carrots. OMG I love it. But I detest when I can hear humans eat carrots…. ?? What a conundrum!
Anyways, where was I? Oh yes, fall. I just overheard a coworker say “I can’t eat grilled cheese in the fall”. Which doesn’t make sense to me because why not? Grilled cheese seems like the perfect fall food. I’m going to need to get to the bottom of this.
Last night we went out to dinner for one of our friend’s birthdays. And halfway through dinner I looked over just in time to see an older man with a cane fall while walking up the steps to the restroom. My heart immediately busted into a million pieces because a) it was sad and b) I really love old men – and not in a creepy way, you freaks. There’s something about their weathered faces, their big noses and gigantic ears, and their eyes… they always seem to have so much joy in them. (Well, most of them anyways. Some of them can be real a-holes, but dammit I still love them. It might be a sickness. ) Anyways! The old man fell and a couple of us ran over to help him. He eventually got back up to his feet but not before I heard him grumble a few choice words under his breath…. which made me love him even more. But of course he was embarrassed that almost the entire restaurant was staring at him in a moment of weakness. Poor fella.
That story really didn’t have any point except that I’m still thinking about that guy and hoping he’s not too banged up today. Perhaps he should NOT eat a grilled cheese sandwich to make himself feel better. Or something.
Ok, so let’s recap. Today you’ve learned that I love cheeseball romance movies, when my dog eats crunchy foods and old men. What can I say? I warned you…
I hope you’re all having a day that’s so great you can’t even believe it’s real.