Weeks: 36 weeks
Baby is the size of: a cabbage patch kid! (I had a cabbage patch kid when I was little and her name was Carbell. …Crosby and Carbell… that has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?)
Weight gain: I’m officially bigger now than I was at the end of my pregnancy with Crosby. And I officially couldn’t care less. I’m sure that will change immediately after baby girl is born and I’m expected to shed this weight in an orderly fashion.
Cravings: Nothing really sounds that good lately. Probably because my stomach is so smushed that I basically feel like I’ve just finished a Thanksgiving meal at all times, even if I’m actually hungry.
Sleep: Pregnancy insomnia is in full force which SUCKS. I really wish I could stock up on some sleep now before the baby gets here, but unfortunately I’m already sleeping as if I already have a newborn. It doesn’t help that Crosby has been getting up before 6am lately as well. Pass the coffee, please. And then some unisom. And then a rice krispie bar, while you’re at it.
Movement: Have you been watching Stranger Things on Netflix? You know when that thing tries to come through the walls? That’s what it feels like baby girl is doing. She is pushing SO hard on the front of my stomach, it feels like she is about to break through. Which isn’t how it works, sweet girl. So maybe give your big fat mommy a break? Thanks love you.
Symptoms: All of the end of pregnancy symptoms are in full effect… puffiness, sore back, loss of breath, peeing every 7 minutes, leg cramps, insomnia, an online shopping problem. (Let’s just all pretend that last one is legit, for the sake of my relationship with my husband.)
Missing: The ability to put my shoes on without needing to ask my 2 year old for help.
Happenings: We’re in the final-ish days, people! Since I had a c-section with Crosby, I’ll be scheduling another one with baby girl as a backup plan, if necessary. So after my next dr appointment we will have a definite date that we know she will be here by. (AKA a definite date that I will be able to have some wine.) So exciting and scary and fun and holycrapimhavinganotherbabysososososoon!
Weeks: 36 weeks